To the Nations, Hollywood Celebrities, Vatican, and various International Organizations:
We are thankful and your help is very much appreciated. But with the recent expose of non-government pseudo-organizations squandering our taxes for personal gain, we ask you to be careful who you donate to. Ask for a receipt. Ask for a liquidation. And make it public.
To the Philippine Government, Catholic Church, and TV Networks:
Pass the Freedom of Information Bill! The donations are getting dangerously tempting in the billions of pesos already. We, the public, would like to see where the funds are used. We don’t want to see Mayor or Governor’s new house rebuilt, or any of their mistresses driving a new SUV.